13. The next time you complain about texting with nails, just know that it could be much, much worse.
The swirly nail is so extra! And don’t even get me started on how long and pointy the rest of the nails are either…
14. If you didn’t get your fill of blemishes during your teen years, you can now wear them on your nails.
These pimple nails are so gross that they make me shudder. Although, I do have to commend the artist for how realistic they look — they even pop!
15. Waking up to these nails staring at you in the middle of the night would be absolutely terrifying.
Plus, I’m not even sure how you would use your fingers. You would end up inadvertently tickling yourself every time you have an itch.
16. When I spoke earlier of tacky holiday nails, I never imagined they could get this terrifying.
But how do you do any holiday baking or open gifts with these claws on your hands? Someone tell me because I’m really confused.