9. What part of biology class do pregnant women fear?
The sea section.
10. What do a pregnant woman and a burned cake have in common?
You should’ve taken it out earlier.
11. How many days are there in a month?
Each month has an average of 30-31 days, except the last month of pregnancy, which has 5,489,234.
12. How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she’s pregnant.
13. Are you having a natural childbirth?
Why, yes—in that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!
14. What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
15. What’s the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
16. When’s the best time to get an epidural?
Immediately after learning that your girlfriend is pregnant.